CinnamonTop
The warm, festive top note of walking in the door. Lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to ask how the job hunt is going. You have a job.
Batch No. 12.25Holiday Hostage Situation · Seated and Interrogated
Defending My Life
Choices at Christmas Dinner
“No, I'm not seeing anyone,” pass the potatoes.
You have a job, a lease, and a plan. They have questions, in order, starting with your relationship status. Cinnamon, clove, and smoked cedar — for the dinner where everything you've built gets cross-examined somewhere between the green beans and the pie.
★★★★★4.9 · 1,225 cross-examined reviews
CinnamonCloveSmoked Cedar
$38/ 70–80 hrs of deflection
1
- ✶100% natural soy wax
- ✶100% cotton eco wick
- ✶Hand-poured in the USA
- ✶Free shipping over $50
Yes I'm Still at That Job✶No I'm Not Seeing Anyone✶Pass the Potatoes✶It's Going Great, Actually✶We're Not Talking About That✶More Wine, Please✶
Fig. 12.25 — Studied carefully
The anatomy of a family interrogation
The flame
The warmest thing at the table, and it is, technically, on fire.
100% cotton eco wick
Burns clean and holds its position. You did one of those things.
3″ × 5″ glass vessel
Holds more than you did when your aunt brought up the wedding.
Exhibit A100% natural soy wax
Hand-poured from USA soybeans. A support system, sold separately, not seated at this table.
Permanent adhesive label
Your life choices, adhered for good. No backing out now, no matter who asks.
70–80 hour burn
Roughly one (1) extended-family gathering, plus the recovery.
A coping mechanism, sold by the ounce
It's not a dinner. It's a deposition with gravy.
Festive table, forensic questioning. Warm welcome, itemized follow-ups. We bottled the exact distance between “so good to see you” and “so, any updates?”
How it looks
Candlelit. Festive. Suspiciously composed.
How it's going
See attached. You're fine. You're saying you're fine.
What it actually smells like
Scent: Comfort SpiceCloveHeart
Sharp, spiced, and faintly medicinal — the exact note your voice hits saying “it’s going really well, actually” for the fourth time.
Smoked CedarBase
Grounding, woody, and quietly resigned. The note that lingers on the long drive home while you replay every answer you should have given.
The boring, important part
Everything you'd actually want to know before you let it burn through dinner.
- One size: 3″ × 5″ (7.6 cm × 12.7 cm).
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax, made from USA-farmed soybeans.
- 100% cotton eco wick.
- Average burn time: 70–80 hours.
- Permanent adhesive label.
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.
- Please note: all scents share the same wax color. The personality is on the label, not in the color.
Comfort Spice. Cinnamon, clove, and smoked cedar — a warm, spiced, faintly defensive kind of cozy. It smells exactly like having it all together. The interrogation will handle the rest.
Keep the burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn near flammable items. For an even burn, light for 3–4 hours each time and trim the wick to ¼″ before relighting. Discontinue use when ½″ of wax remains.
Free shipping on orders over $50. Most orders ship within 1–2 business days from the USA. Unlit and unloved? Send it back within 30 days for a full refund — no follow-up questions.
Reviews from the table
★★★★★ 4.9“Lit this before my mom’s and made it through the whole meal without raising my voice once. The candle did that. I did not do that.”
“Smells like the holidays and also like winning an argument I was not technically having. My uncle still brought up crypto. Worth it anyway.”
“Burned this and finally said “we’re not talking about that” out loud, calmly. Five stars. My therapist agrees it was a breakthrough.”
Survive the whole season
More Holiday Hostage Situation01$38
Hosting Both Sides of the Family
Two couches. One thermostat. Zero survivors.
Clove · Nutmeg · Smoked Cedar
02$38
Smiling Through the Third Political Tangent
You did not bring it up. You will not end it.
Cinnamon · Black Pepper · Cedar
03$38
Re-gifting With Full Confidence
It was never opened. You were never told.
Orange Peel · Clove · Warm Cedar
Stay calm. Smell festive. Deflect professionally.
Free shipping over $50 · 30-day returns · 70–80 hr burn