Coastal Delusion

Fresh, airy, just-showered. Smells exactly like having your life together.

Sea SaltLinenDriftwood

One wax, three personalities. Every candle in Coastal Delusion is the same Sea Breezepour — sea-to-table honest. The scent is the proof; the label is the product. Pick the version of the story you're living this week.

The three framings

1 live / 3 total

01.01$38

Clean Girl, Unclean Intentions

The skincare is working. The personality is not.

Sea Salt · Linen · Driftwood

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01.02In Development

Nantucket Divorce Settlement

He kept the Porsche. You kept the house.

Linen · Gin · Driftwood

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01.03In Development

Someone Else's Boat

Maximum luxury. Zero liability.

Ocean Air · Champagne · Teakwood

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Other delusions

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Scent: Coastal Spice

Insufferable & Thriving

Warm, spiced, faintly smug. The scent of a LinkedIn post nobody asked for.

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Scent: Vanilla Bean

Rich Aunt Energy

Sweet, soft, expensive. Smells like a kitchen you'll inherit but never afford.

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Scent: Comfort Spice

Holiday Hostage Situation

Warm, spiced, faintly defensive. Smells exactly like having it together at a table that doubts you.

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Scent: Vanilla Bean

Carbs & Codependency

Warm, sweet, and a little too giving. Smells exactly like a kitchen that loves him more than he loves you back.

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